I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
i tried to take some serious selfies, since i’m happy with my hair for once, but still wound up laughing in the end
guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right
i mean lookit them
and i realized
i waS LIKE SASUKE
tHEN REALIZATION PT 2
HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE
HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS????
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”
”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”
The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y
Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).
HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here
Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.
Made by Drakevarg
I’m not going to lie. Some of these make me want to be a world eater. Don’t feed my world eater ego.